Growth Artist, Thought Disruptor, Data Turducken
Angry. Satisfied. Angry-satisfied.

Triscuit

After a century of telling people to top its crackers, Triscuit finally came clean with the truth: they're just delicious, no topping required.

Understandably, people get angry when they realized they've been hoodwinked. Even with a mouth full of delicious, untopped crackers.